Who I Is

I am a theological sojourner transversing the obvious in search of what is. I’m a life pundit juggernaut who sometimes relishes in not wearing a helmet while at the same time keeping my safety bungee strapped tightly.

I like kayaking bayous and hunting wild animals and shooting guns and playing percussion and paintball and contemplating navels and poetry while working to eliminate the post-modernistic smack jam that spreads widely on Melba’s toast.

“Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” is my favorite movie of all time for where else besides perhaps in some obscure independent Brazilian drama can you find a madman with real wisdom, themes of grand redemption, and midget green people who make the best candies in all the world?

Music plays in my veins like a feral gypsy still learning how to dance among pied pipers of perfect pitch and passion. And culinary excellence isn’t an option for God Himself invented the grill. (See Leviticus)

Walking along the edge between truth and compromise and wisdom and law and principle and experience keeps my boots worn and my glasses clean. May the Lord keep them straight.